“We don’t put things in our mouths”
“We don’t lick the paper”
“Get your hands out of your pants”
“Glue is not for eating”
“Don’t kiss that!”
“That’s enough hugging”
“Don’t kiss him!”
“Spitting is not what we do during speech”
“Don’t wipe your boogers on the table!”
So, that’s my half of my job in a nutshell. The other half probably actually involves teaching them something, but who knows what actually goes on in their heads 🙂